ESTJ: Will not give a damn how you might be doing or what your priorities are; if you're not measuring up by their standards it's simply because you are deliberately trying to piss them off.
ESFJ: Will throw a shit fit about how you are tearing whatever group apart if you request even the slightest bit of independence.
ISTJ: Will act wastefully alarmist every time you try to do something new and different, and probably insult you for it, too.
ISFJ: Will become a totally whiny sad-sack if you don't pay them the attention they think they have earned.
ENTJ: Will openly mock you in conversations, also while probably not letting you get a word in edgewise.
ENTP: Will play shitty devils-advocate games over every issue imaginable.
INTJ: Will blow you off to work; whatever their definition of work may be at that time.
INTP: Will forget half the things you tell them and make you feel completely insignificant.
ENFJ: Will treat you like a project rather than just being your friend.
ENFP: Will forget that you are friends if you fail to keep daily contact with them.
INFJ: Will compensate for their complexes about feeling insignificant and misunderstood by dominating conversations.
INFP: Will sanctimoniously defend and try to make you empathize with your worst enemies.
ESTP: Will make a wide array of promises they have no intent on keeping.
ESFP: Will interrupt you to inquire urgently about random sights/sounds/smells.
ISTP: Will go way too far with sarcastic remarks.
ISFP: Will oversimplify everything and tease you if you don't.