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MBTI Personality Types do not define one’s personality. They describe how one’s brain works…

Please recognize that you are so much more than those four letters.

Please remember that we are all unique and have very special personalities that can only be created by our genes and experiences.

But definitely relish in the fact that you now know how you process information and use that brainpower to its fullest potential to grow, transform and improve your very individual personality.


- The Biggest Misconception About MBTI Personality Types (via jesusisindisguise)

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#also important to note

Dick Moves Commonly Made By The 16 Types

ESTJ: Will not give a damn how you might be doing or what your priorities are; if you're not measuring up by their standards it's simply because you are deliberately trying to piss them off.
ESFJ: Will throw a shit fit about how you are tearing whatever group apart if you request even the slightest bit of independence.
ISTJ: Will act wastefully alarmist every time you try to do something new and different, and probably insult you for it, too.
ISFJ: Will become a totally whiny sad-sack if you don't pay them the attention they think they have earned.
ENTJ: Will openly mock you in conversations, also while probably not letting you get a word in edgewise.
ENTP: Will play shitty devils-advocate games over every issue imaginable.
INTJ: Will blow you off to work; whatever their definition of work may be at that time.
INTP: Will forget half the things you tell them and make you feel completely insignificant.
ENFJ: Will treat you like a project rather than just being your friend.
ENFP: Will forget that you are friends if you fail to keep daily contact with them.
INFJ: Will compensate for their complexes about feeling insignificant and misunderstood by dominating conversations.
INFP: Will sanctimoniously defend and try to make you empathize with your worst enemies.
ESTP: Will make a wide array of promises they have no intent on keeping.
ESFP: Will interrupt you to inquire urgently about random sights/sounds/smells.
ISTP: Will go way too far with sarcastic remarks.
ISFP: Will oversimplify everything and tease you if you don't.

#will blow you off to work #ding ding winner winner #oh man tho the estj and istj ones are spot on for my parents ssshhit


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